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„The way your dad looked at it, this seed phrase was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this tube up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the seed. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the metal seed phrase storage tube to you.“