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Ledger will be bankrupt by the end of 2024.
Pascal Gaultier, the CEO will be hired as the new CEO of Harley Davidson.
On his first day, he will declare that the future is tiny pink bicycles with training wheels for little girls. “The next 100 million Harley Davidson customers are little girls, who like pink things.” Said Pascal Gaultier, business genius, and former Ledger CEO who destroyed the company.
“Accordingly”, continues Gaultier, “Harley Davidson has some exciting news for all Harley owners, no matter how old and grizzled and tough you think you are, from today, any service or buying any replacement part for any Harley Davidson motorcycle built in the last hundred years will require the Harley owner to submit his bike for certain alterations”.
He continued, “All Harley bikes, no matter when you bought them, will be painted pink and have training wheels welded directly to the frame, any time you need a spare part, a repair, or a modification.” Because the future of Harley Davidson is 100 million little girls who can’t ride a two wheeler yet and like pink things. Therefore, this is the best thing for everyone.”
These modifications are mandatory.
Then he insulted everyone present at the announcement, declared them “too stupid to understand training wheels”, and went home to jerk off to a photo of Jack Dorsey, his hero, and biggest fear.